I reckon my 996T must be worth £60k+

[mathamb]

Hideous and bonkers.
Knock £20-25k off and someone might buy it I suppose.

 

[GT4]

Hideous and bonkers.
Knock £30-35k off and someone might buy it I suppose.

EFA

 

[bently300]

Hideous and bonkers.
Knock £30-35k off and someone might buy it I suppose.

EFA

Kids are out tonight :thumb: so can't ask them
So what's "EFA" mean

 

[GT4]

Edited For Accuracy

TTFN

 

[c.afsar]

Interior looks like it needs a clean and for that price maybe take a few pictures that are actually worth viewing...

 

[cyruspower]

"....smuthered by the luxuriousnous...."

 

[Dazzer]

I think an offer of 58k might secure that. 2k off any asking price has to be a good deal surely....... :chin:

 

[rich996]

its not even got heated seats

 

[bently300]

its not even got heated seats

I don't this you would need them as you would be so embarrassed driving it the heat from you red glow cheeks would warm you up :?:

Never mind the insulation from the thickness of those carpets, surly their axeminster to go with all that wood.?

 

[GT4]

its not even got heated seats

Footballers easily get confused, and they would probably just $*** themselves.

 

[Nastymatt]

I have read the advert a few times just to cheer me up when bored at work. It is the work of a genius.. the car is rotten.

I reckon at £29k he'd struggle to shift that.. let alone £59k. The ONLY thing it has going for it is low mileage. I am on the look out for a 996tt and I love them.. but that thing makes my eyes water! It's not even clean inside.

For a laugh I feel like mailing the fella to ask him if the price is a "misprint"!! If it sells for £59k I swear I will eat my own spare wheel.

 

[greatdane]

but it's absoloutely Awesome!" (Manchester United player).

I think that say it all :floor: :floor: :floor:

+1

This one is/was Stephen Ireland's I believe....

+1

Steven Ireland's girlfriend's Bentley. So much for no taste and lots of money .. at £260k that Turbo is almost a bargain ..

The car

The interior - I would say that is exclusive collection too in a resale, may work as long as your girlfriend/wife's name is Jess, if not, well ..

Walnut is just a bad combo. It belongs on the floor or in the forrest

Now it was Turbo Cab I might consider it however do agree it should be at least £25k less than £60k. Problem would be that everybody could see the walnut interior much clearer though.. :dont know:

 

[bently300]

She might come with the car.......WAGS don't normally last that long.

Wonder if he would give me a test drive :floor:

 

[Goose]

In researching for other examples of these automotive abominations, I typed in "crap footballers' cars" into google and it brought up Wayne Rooney at the head of the list.

Should have keyed in "footballers' crap cars" :?:

 

[Goose]

If you had unlimited wealth, I suppose you could always get Leepu to customise something for you...