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W*nk joke

DeathStar

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I was having a leisurely wank the other day when to my horror I noticed a woman stood watching me through the window ... :eek: ... I was even more shocked when she walked right up to the window and mouthed the words

"GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY GARDEN!"


:lol:
 
A guy walks past a shop, the sign says 'Pies £1, Wanks £5'...


He walks in and there is a stunning young blonde behind the counter...


"Excuse me, are you the lady that does the wanks for £5?"

"Yes"

"Wash your hands and give me a pie"
 
Coincidentally, I went to the doctor the other day with a rash around my scrotum. The doctor told me I'd have to stop masturbating. I asked why. "So I can get a better look at the rash" he replied. :coat:
 
Getting ready for bed one evening I was sat in the bedroom pulling off my boxers .... Wife walks in and says "You really spoil those bloody dogs ..."

:lol:
 

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