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Science jokes

asterix_the_gaul

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Have you guys heard that oxygen and magnesium are dating now?!!

I know...

😱 OMg
 
2 atoms walking down a street, one says to the other, I think I just lost an electron, the other one says: are you sure??

First one says Yes I'm positive..
 
I once told a joke about eye sight but nobody laughed as they said my jokes were just getting cornea and cornea!
 
Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

:oops: sorry. :thumb:
 
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

MC
 
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.
The bartender says, For you? No charge
 
A psycho-analyst shows a patient an inkblot and asks him what he sees. The patient says: 'A man and woman having sex."

The psycho-analyst shows him a second inkblot, and the patient says: 'That's also a man and woman having sex."

The psycho-analyst says: ah Ha! 'You are obsessed with sex."

The patient says: 'What do you mean I'm obsessed? You're the one with all the dirty pictures."
 
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, 'Excuse me, is this stool taken?"
 
A couple of higgs boson walk into a catholic church. The priest says, 'sorry, you are not allowed in here'. The higgs boson reply 'think again, without us, you can't have mass'.
 
a photon checks into a 5 star hotel, the bell boy asks if he can help the photon with his luggage, the photon says" no thanks, I'm travelling light..."
 
Not strictly a science joke, but... Why did lieutenant Uhura cry? Because Wlliam Shatner.

MC
 

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