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Phil 997
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

alex yates wrote:
My ex boss was colour blind and he was a f***ing parasite!!!


what colour parasite mate Grin
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Transparent. I saw right through him the day we met.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Transparent. I saw right through him the day we met.



Floor Floor Floor perfect answer Grin Thumb
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe I will not be advertising anything too far from the Porsche front on this forum in future.....
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Floor Floor Mike , As a sales person I would be happy with the banter and comments as they are keeping the listing high in the scrolling posts and anyone in the market for the item wont care much about a bit of humour and banter we all know that the knife block with knives is £420 min, question is how much are the knives to buy seperatly for it to be a good deal to pay £100 for the block on its own, as they say there's no such thing as bad publicity Grin Thumb
and a knife block with no knives has to be worth a few jokes and I am sure the OP was expecting it when he posted the item for sale Grin Thumb His other items for sale dont seem to have recieved the same attention probably because they were complete. Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This brings me back to the 997 Turbo chap...

Did anyone buy the Spice rack and Fridge counter Dont know

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good knives = Sheffield. Nuff said Jedi
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HSC911 wrote:
This brings me back to the 997 Turbo chap...

Did anyone buy the Spice rack and Fridge counter Dont know

Grin


he never got back to me about the kebab skewer Dont know Grin Grin
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phil 997 wrote:
HSC911 wrote:
This brings me back to the 997 Turbo chap...

Did anyone buy the Spice rack and Fridge counter Dont know

Grin


he never got back to me about the kebab skewer Dont know Grin Grin

T'was not a turbo, t'was a GTS. Fridge sold for 49k and spice rack went for 102k. Ltd edition rack by the sounds of it
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 9:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FZP wrote:
Phil 997 wrote:
HSC911 wrote:
This brings me back to the 997 Turbo chap...

Did anyone buy the Spice rack and Fridge counter Dont know

Grin


he never got back to me about the kebab skewer Dont know Grin Grin

T'was not a turbo, t'was a GTS. Fridge sold for 49k and spice rack went for 102k. Ltd edition rack by the sounds of it


Surprised Too much ginger for me. I'd want Nigella Lawson shaking them out for that price what
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ltd edition rack by the sounds of it


My wife has one of those nooo

Limited to BEFORE we got married Sad
 
  
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HSC911 wrote:
FZP wrote:
Ltd edition rack by the sounds of it


My wife has one of those nooo

Limited to BEFORE we got married Sad



Floor Floor Floor we all like a nice rack
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phil 997 wrote:
Floor Floor Floor we all like a nice rack


[Insert AIB girls pic]

(Then get suspended from the forum for a week)

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HSC911 wrote:
Phil 997 wrote:
Floor Floor Floor we all like a nice rack


[Insert AIB girls pic]

(Then get suspended from the forum for a week)

Grin


Floor Floor Grin Grin we need a nice chassis thread again Thumb
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phil 997 wrote:
Floor Floor Grin Grin we need a nice chassis thread again Thumb


Or 'Dumper truck' thread Dont know

 
  
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HSC911 wrote:
Phil 997 wrote:
Floor Floor Floor we all like a nice rack


[Insert AIB girls pic]

(Then get suspended from the forum for a week)

Grin


Phil must be approaching his 'three strikes and you're out!' limit here....
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

diverzeusy wrote:
Ah, got it now,
at first I thought it had been crafted from a Porsche exhaust tip Question
does the one you are selling include the knifes?


Yes plastic knives
 
  
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FZP wrote:
Does it do anything else besides holds the non existent knives? Dont know


Yes it can solve Math problems
 
  
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mikeluke wrote:
HSC911 wrote:
Phil 997 wrote:
Floor Floor Floor we all like a nice rack


[Insert AIB girls pic]

(Then get suspended from the forum for a week)

Grin


Phil must be approaching his 'three strikes and you're out!' limit here....


Floor Floor Floor thats why I am on best behavour, saving it all up ,as I am assuming you get credits for playing nicely the same as you get warning for not.and as spring rapidly approaches and we all get in lambing mood Grin Grin the pork and honey posts will get under way very soon Floor

This Pic made me laugh and to keep it in theme of the thread I think the conversation goes " do you think we could fit a global knife block in this space as someone has kindly removed the engine " Grin Grin Thumb
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