For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt was the only son of Awe Schitt.
She was the wife of O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
Jack was their only son.
Jack Schitt and his wife Noe Schitt were a deeply religious couple, who over the years produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, FullaSchitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens three children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, with this information, when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Arsenal R Schitt
:floor: :splat:
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt was the only son of Awe Schitt.
She was the wife of O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
Jack was their only son.
Jack Schitt and his wife Noe Schitt were a deeply religious couple, who over the years produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, FullaSchitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens three children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, with this information, when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Arsenal R Schitt
:floor: :splat:
