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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:01 am    Post subject: Secret illuminati Forum meeting Reply with quote

The annual illuminati meeting long scheduled and oft denied
Has taken place this evening in a secret London location
Items discussed included oil, acceptable mods, future
Selling values and suspension upgrades.

It’s honest to say that Zingari, was present.
Salutations were made, wine quaffed and steak eaten.

B rexit not discussed. Announcements are forthcoming
On result of discussions re the acceptable face of 993 ownership.
Lessons have been learnt by some of us as regards what not to do.
Learners in the ways of 993 would have benefitted from being at the meeting.
Or should I say clear shortcuts for new owners have been successfully
Cited. A good time was had by those present and an official announcement by
Kindred 993 owners and the Illuminati is pending.
Safe and enjoyable driving to you all!!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did Zingari buy a 993 for 25 bags then Surprised
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The rose tinted spectacles Zingari was wearing were ceremonially tossed into the fiery furnace.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always thought Zingari was the worshipful master of the Illuminati
Has highway taken over?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I find it interesting that there is comparisons that within hours of the secret illuminati meeting, the EU have come to terms with UK on 911uk, and Zingari has allegedly burnt the Rose Coloured glasses Question
Coincidental?
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FZP wrote:
I find it interesting that there is comparisons that within hours of the secret illuminati meeting, the EU have come to terms with UK on 911uk, and Zingari has allegedly burnt the Rose Coloured glasses Question
Coincidental?


Zingers did keep nipping out of the room and we were not far from the corridors of power. Grin
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bit coin values also fluctuated wildly last night I ve just heard on the news.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Millomboy wrote:
FZP wrote:
I find it interesting that there is comparisons that within hours of the secret illuminati meeting, the EU have come to terms with UK on 911uk, and Zingari has allegedly burnt the Rose Coloured glasses Question
Coincidental?


Zingers did keep nipping out of the room and we were not far from the toilets offering lines of powder. Grin


I've corrected that for you. Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mark pearce wrote:
I always thought Zingari was the worshipful master of the Illuminati
Has highway taken over?


He cant be WM - he is not placed in the East but the North West!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As I no longer own a 993 ....... I have been "black balled" and relegated from the top table ...... puh

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did George Eaton attend Camera
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and to clarify..... the rose tinted glasses belong to me not Zingari. He has asked to borrow them on many occasions but until he demonstrates a better basic understanding of the fundamentals of 993 pricing I can't trust him with such a valuable item Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jonttt wrote:
Did George Eaton attend Camera


........ possibly ....... Question

Dont know

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jonttt wrote:
Did George Eaton attend Camera


Pop Corn

Hand Jonttt rest assured I've brought the glasses back with me for safe-keeping. I was forced to put them on when we needed to pay the bar bill as I was lulled into the false sense of security of a cashless bar where its easy to do your dough what

Surprised A new 993 buyer was present and my valuations and bell-curve predictions haven't put him off Grin
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

407 views and not one remark about the subliminal message in my original post. For shame.
 
  
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

highway wrote:
407 views and not one remark about the subliminal message in my original post. For shame.

Oh alright.
You are talking bollocks again.

If only it was instant picture posting I could have put up some images of the august surroundings. It must be one of England's finest establishments. I hope I get another invite.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....... I am not too sure that any of us will be welcomed through those hallowed doors again ....... especially the boomed voice speech maker ....... Floor
 
  
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's like the MG Car club in the 1970's again then it was George Easton. "MGB's in the club, perish the thought."
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw the rose tinted specs - they are real!

Red trousers should be restricted to Cheshire and the home counties

There is no evidence of the fabled 26th bag - it's like Nessie. You sooo want to believe but the science does not stack up.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh where's this 26 bags come from - inflation? I was only after dropping 25 Grin

I was having a chat with the chair of the Wheeltappers and Shunters this evening. Unfortunately we don't have a reciprocal arrangement with the club nooo
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