Just received this and have never seen it before so thought I'd pass it on
'My dwarf girlfriend has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size. So to cheer her up when she get home for work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm going to run her a nice hot sink.'
'My dwarf girlfriend has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size. So to cheer her up when she get home for work, I've got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I'm going to run her a nice hot sink.'