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Yorkshire lad goes to one of them posh wine bar up t west end
He orders a pint of Tetleys
He notices a gorgeous woman sat at end of t bar
He goes straight up to her and says bye heck love you are a rite cracker
What's your name and were you from
She says I'm from Spain my name is Carmen
Carmen
I like Cars
And I like Men. Carmen
What's your name and were you from
I'm from Yorkshire
My name is
Beer f@@k
 
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