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Smart answers ........

madalaa

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bit of British humour.

SMART ANSWER
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man

"What are my choices?" the man asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.



SMART ANSWER
A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at a Tesco store but
she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these chickens get any bigger?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."


SMART ANSWER
Telephone rings, woman answers.
Pervert, breathing heavily, says,
"I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"
Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the rugby.
Who shall I say is calling?"...........................................
 
:floor: at all 3. :thumb:

Reminds me of the time I organised a 'Chicken and Chips supper' for our works social club.

When dishing them out a woman asked for the vegetarian option. I took the chicken off her chips and put it on her partners plate.

He laughed, she didn't. :wink:
 

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