(With :worship: to CC )
You borrowing my screwdriver again?
Off to fit my new number plate.
You never learn?
:evil:
Easy tiger. What did you get this time?
'TURBO'
You're shitting me. Not again. Does this one actually say 'Turbo'?
Of course it does.
Seriously? 'Turbo'? The word. In actual letters?
Yeah...
No numbers or extra letters like last time?
There's no letters.
Numbers.....?
There's a 1...
Just a 1?
And a 3.....
A 1 and a 3.....?
Yeah but they look like 'U'.
The 1 and the 3 are instead of the 'U'? So it reads T13 RBO. You know that's still not TURBO.
It is. Couple of coloured screws. I'll squeeze them together. You'll see. It'll look like TURBO.
TERRIBLE.
Eh?
TERRIBLE. It's closer to TERRIBLE than TURBO. Or TEFAL. TERRIBLE or TEFAL.
Rubbish. TEFAL ends with A and L. TURBO ends with an O.
You're saying that as they one suggesting a 1 and a 3 read as 'U'? Fair enough I'll give you the TEFAL.
You're so kind.
TONKA. It could be TONKA. Couple of well placed screws and you have TONKA. TERRIBLE. Or TONKA.
You're a dick. It says TURBO. TURBO.
If you insist.
:x
Okay. I'm sorry. So what car are you putting it on?
My turbo.
You're shitting me?
What!?!? It'll look good.
From the inside maybe. TERRIBLE. Sorry, but I'm really struggling to move on from TERRIBLE.
I hate you.
I'm being serious. Because it's LIKE 'TURBO' but is clearly NOT 'TURBO', on something classy like a 911 in my head I'll just be thinking 'TERRIBLE'.
But.....you're admitting it is LIKE 'TURBO'?
*sigh* I suppose I am. And I think it'll look great on your car.
You do? Really?
Sure.
Thanks, I'll get your screwdriver back ASAP.
Hang on.........are you telling the truth?
Let's just say I'm speaking something LIKE the truth, Trevor.