HM The Queen is in Balmoral and after the first televised debate with Alastair Darling, Alex Salmond called by to see her.
HM: "How nice to see you Mr Salmond."
AS: "Nice to see you Ma'am. Now, I'm feeling very confident after that debate so I want to discuss what we are going to call Scotland when we win Independence.
I'd like to suggest calling it a Kingdom, and then I'll be a King!"
HM: "No, we don't like that."
AS: "Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I'll be a Prince?"
HM: .... (thinks)
.... "No Mr Salmond, I think we should call it a Country."
HM: "How nice to see you Mr Salmond."
AS: "Nice to see you Ma'am. Now, I'm feeling very confident after that debate so I want to discuss what we are going to call Scotland when we win Independence.
I'd like to suggest calling it a Kingdom, and then I'll be a King!"
HM: "No, we don't like that."
AS: "Alright, so how about calling it a Principality, and then I'll be a Prince?"
HM: .... (thinks)
.... "No Mr Salmond, I think we should call it a Country."