Buy a 911 to have a great time in the best car on the road.
Then, for less than the cost of a 911 towbar buy this from Autotrader :
1993 K Reg ISUZU Trooper 3.1 Turbo
Price: £995
Features: Manual Chilli Red over metallic Seal grey Diesel Estate 3059 cc K reg (1993) Full Description: Glossary of Terms
5 Doors, Manual, Station Wagon, Diesel, Chilli Red over metallic Seal grey. ABS, Adjustable seats, Adjustable steering column/wheel, Air conditioning, Alloy wheels, Child locks, Cloth upholstery, Climate Control, Colour coding - Body, Electric mirrors, Electric windows, Front armrest, Folding rear seats, Limited slip differential, Metallic paintwork, Power assisted steering, Tinted glass.
Insurance Group:13, Exellent multi purpose truck.Strong 3.1 Turbo Diesel Engine.Good bodywork,interior in superb condition.Fitted side steps,alloy wheels.Lots of bill and receipts.Mot March 2009.Warranty included.For Out of Hours Please Contact 0785 33 00 202.p/x @screen price. £995
Save yourself lots of of mockery plus the knowledge that you are committing sacrilege. Also remember the first time you burn the clutch trying to drag a glider up a ramp or over a bumpy field, that will cost you the same amount again.
I think that is another reason why you do not often see towbars on 911.
LJ