Eggs - and more importantly - their shells can do a lot of damage to car paint.
If egg bombed, wash off the egg ASAP, and I really mean ASAP, but note where the eggs hit because, believe it or not, there is almost certainly paintwork damage caused by the eggshell as it collapses!
Yep, absolutely true. I had a Range Rover eggbombed and it was only when I washed the car properly a few days later that I noticed a series of small chip marks in a perfect circle the exact diamater of the egg. Actually there were several such marks as the yobboes had launched a full 6 pack at the car.
Land Rover did some tests when I told their Technical Director about it over lunch one day and they confirmed that at the moment of impact, as the smooth ovoid shape hits the bodywork, no damage is done. Indeed no damage is done until you reach the maximum diameter of the egg, and at that precise moment, when the external diameter is at it greatest, the jagged edge of the top half of the shell that has not yet broken cuts into the paint. Up until that point, in the few milliseconds of the shell collapsing, the bottom half of the shell is collapsing inside the circumference and no damage is occurring.
So, don't do as I did and let the little sh*ts who did it go thinking, as I did, "Oh dont' worry, it'll wash off", GET EVEN!!
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