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Man maths for the perfect wife

Alex

Alex

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Not posted a joke for a while. French mate of mine just posted this on FB and I like it. Apologies for google's basic translation but it works:

A MAN HAD 3 girlfriends, but he didn't know who to marry.
So he resolved to take a test, to see which one was most fit to be his wife.
He withdrew 15.000 euros from his bank, given 5.000 to each and a
Say, " spend whatever you want. ' '
The first one went shopping, bought clothes, jewelry,
Went to the hairdresser, the beauty institute, etc...
Back to the man she says:
- ' I spent all your money to be more beautiful for you, for
I love you, all because I love you. ' '
The 2th went shopping, she bought clothes for
She, 1 CD player, 1 Flat Screen TV, 2 pairs of tennis, golf clubs, etc...
Back to the man she says:
- I spent all your money to make you happy, you
Please. All because I love you. ' '
The 3th took the money, invested in the stock exchange. In three days doubled
His investment, made the 5000 euros to man and said:
- I invested your money and won mine. Now I can
Do what I want with my money. All because I love you. ' '
So, man thinks,
Think..
Think...
Think...
Think..
Think...
Think...
Think about it
Think... (Men, think a lot...)
Think...
Think...
Think..
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Fart...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think about it
Burp...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think.. (He's really thinking a lot huh?...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Think...
Re-fart...
Think about it
Think...
Think..
Think...
Think... (smh it's long)
Think...
Think...
Think..
Think...
And He's getting married to the one with the biggest boobs.
Yeah, because a man thinks a lot... but it's useless!

:grin:
 
:floor:
 
Lol, we have the same joke in recruitment : interview all the candidates, check their cv's carefully consider their qualifications, personality, what will they bring to the team, aptitude tests etc, then choose the one with the biggest boobs
 
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