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Phil 997 said:
ragpicker said:
My ex-wife would definitely be cheaper than Phil's. Plus she would no doubt come with lots more add-ons. Whether crusty sore's are the kind of add on you want is entirely your choice.

:lol:
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:floor: :floor: Are crusty sores some kind of North Eastern delicacy like Eccles cakes etc. I am afraid I cannot offer any accompanying baked goods with my ex wife although you will be recieving a Tart in the deal :grin: :grin:
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Ha!! very good!

:grin:
 
Phil 997 said:
spongebob squarepants said:
Zingari said:
Would £200 buy it :dont know:
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My nearly new SE is available for 200 :grin:
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my ex wife is available for £200 includes a free blackberry :grin: :grin:
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Would I be able to to return her under the seven days distance selling regulations if I have tampered with the packaging?
 
PeterS said:
Phil 997 said:
spongebob squarepants said:
Zingari said:
Would £200 buy it :dont know:
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My nearly new SE is available for 200 :grin:
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my ex wife is available for £200 includes a free blackberry :grin: :grin:
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Would I be able to to return her under the seven days distance selling regulations if I have tampered with the packaging?
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The goods may not have complete packaging upon arrival due to the number of handlers in the postal service and its sold as seen , should you not be delited with your purchase I WILL happily refund your money but ask that you dont return the goods :floor:
 
Zingari said:
Phil 997 said:
my ex wife is available for £200 includes a free blackberry :grin: :grin:
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I cannot post pics as I have had warnings from the mods about unpleseant images getting posted :floor: :floor: :floor:
 
HSC911 said:
Phil 997 said:
ragpicker said:
My ex-wife would definitely be cheaper than Phil's. Plus she would no doubt come with lots more add-ons. Whether crusty sore's are the kind of add on you want is entirely your choice.

:lol:
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:floor: :floor: Are crusty sores some kind of North Eastern delicacy like Eccles cakes etc. I am afraid I cannot offer any accompanying baked goods with my ex wife although you will be recieving a Tart in the deal :grin: :grin:
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Sound like a new corn based snack to me :dont know:

:grin:
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yummy :floor: :floor: :floor:
 

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:floor: :floor: :floor: was your exwife and my ex wife twins :grin:
 
Hang on the resemblance to mine is striking :grin:
 
Toooo funny just tooo funny :floor: :floor:
 
Apple website is currently down to iPhone as new phone is inbound today!
 
I'll up Zinger's bid to £201 and throw in a packet of pork scratchings...
 
mikeluke said:
I'll up Zinger's bid to £201 and throw in a packet of pork scratchings...
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My offer comes with a pair of rose tinted specs that I could ask Jonttt to sign :thumb:
 
Damn.... Need to think again!
 
Zingari said:
mikeluke said:
I'll up Zinger's bid to £201 and throw in a packet of pork scratchings...
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My offer comes with a pair of rose tinted specs that I could ask Jonttt to sign :thumb:
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I recon if you throw in a colini stick Sponge would bite your hand off :grin: :grin:
 
Phil 997 said:
Zingari said:
mikeluke said:
I'll up Zinger's bid to £201 and throw in a packet of pork scratchings...
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My offer comes with a pair of rose tinted specs that I could ask Jonttt to sign :thumb:
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I recon if you throw in a colini stick Sponge would bite your hand off :grin: :grin:
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He's well off pace with the current bidding :hand: (even with a Collini thrown in)
 
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