Phil 997 said:ragpicker said:My ex-wife would definitely be cheaper than Phil's. Plus she would no doubt come with lots more add-ons. Whether crusty sore's are the kind of add on you want is entirely your choice.
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:floor: :floor: Are crusty sores some kind of North Eastern delicacy like Eccles cakes etc. I am afraid I cannot offer any accompanying baked goods with my ex wife although you will be recieving a Tart in the deal :grin: :grin:
Ha!! very good!
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