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Phil 997 said:
MaxA said:
Phil 997 said:
MaxA said:
Ishay said:
I thought that was going to be a story about selling your wife to raise the money to buy the car. I thought this is taking a dark turn and a new take on man maths.
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I am reminded of the restaurant scene in The Blues Brothers, in which Jake (John Belushi) turns around to the guy at the next table and shouts: "sell me your women, I want to buy your women!".

Ishay, I have no plans to sell my wife. I'm pretty sure that any kind of newer model with less mileage is going to cost me a great deal more, for pretty much the same package, only slighter 'better' maybe. :wink:
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Max are you sure as I can let you have 3 camels ,2 goats ,200 marboro and a case of red wine , now surely you must be tempted :grin: :grin: :grin: and I wont even ask for a PPI and borescope :floor: :floor:
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What is this insult? 3 camel? Peepee? 3 camel? I have no need for peepee. Boar-es-cape? What is this? No boars. I have no need for this. I am a good man. Honest man.

OK, so you my friend, but OK, now, to you my best friend, best offer, 30 camels, no goat [whoa, Phil, have you actually smelled a roast goat recently?], a box of Cohibas, and a couple of cases of your finest red wine from French. Best offer. To you my friend.
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allah forgive you for trying to rob a poor man , my boy I must make you my best deal only for my very best friends would I offer such a deal or may my long dead ancestors strike me down. 7 of the finest camels with good breath and fine looks , two flaggons of the sweetest french grape, and a half box of cohibas. but I am hoping your trade also has fine looks and good breath if not then we must replace the grape and cohibas with a goat to the trade may complete. :grin: :grin: :grin: :thumb:
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7 camel? Pregnant? I am overwhelm. You my friend. But the hot wind is blowing, I will need more than two gallons of Franch. 7 gallons. Maybe, between friends, we test, no? Then is OK. And more cohibas. I need to get across a border. You My friend.
 
MaxA said:
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7 camel? Pregnant? I am overwhelm. You my friend. But the hot wind is blowing, I will need more than two gallons of Franch. 7 gallons. Maybe, between friends, we test, no? Then is OK. And more cohibas. I need to get across a border. You My friend.
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Ironically this was on over the weekend :)
 
murph7355 said:
MaxA said:
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7 camel? Pregnant? I am overwhelm. You my friend. But the hot wind is blowing, I will need more than two gallons of Franch. 7 gallons. Maybe, between friends, we test, no? Then is OK. And more cohibas. I need to get across a border. You My friend.
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Ironically this was on over the weekend :)
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:floor: :floor: dam missed it must have been watching 22 blokes running around in shorts doing very little for 95 mins , staggering how much they get paid and then miss the shot , the rest of us wouldnt have a job in the real world :nooo:
 
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