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Randome stuff !

I can't have a dog I'm getting to attached, my last dog "she" commit suicide refuse to eat to painful to watch. Apparently food was the problem, I can only advise to read about feeding a dog with unprocessed meat as this is the healthiest option I have learn this too late.

about wife husband....


Two girlfriends talk:
- How was your sex yesterday?
- Hopelessness ... he came home, in 3 minutes he ate dinner, then 4 minutes of sex and after two minutes he fell asleep.
And with you?
- Well, I had a revelation, my husband returned home, he took me for a delicious romantic dinner. Later, for an hour we went home walking through the city, then candles, an hour of wonderful pre-game, later an hour of unearthly sex and finally imagine, for an hour we talked fondly with each other. Just a fairy tale!

At the same time, their guys are talking to each other:
- How was your sex yesterday?
- Hopelessness. I come home and there was no electricity, so I took her somewhere for supper. Hopeless food, expensive, ran out of money for a taxi return, so I had to go back on foot. We returned, there was no electricity, I had to light these ***** candles. I was so pissed off, for an hour I could not get stiff, later I could not fall asleep.
And with you?
-Perfect! I returned home, dinner was ready on the table, I ate all, had sex and went to sleep.
 
That Elton John one is brilliant!
 

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