How Long is a Chinese name.
Yes. Yes it is.
If you cut off your left arm
Your right arm will be left.
Scientist: 'My findings are meaningless if taken out of context."
Media: 'Scientist claims his findings are meaningless."
My wife called me saying three girls in the office have received flowers for Valentine's day, and that they're gorgeous.
I said 'Well that's probably why they got flowers then."
On the train today I saw a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself: Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection..."
But she did.
After my wife died I couldn't look at another woman for 20 years.
But when I got out of prison it was worth it.
When I tell people that I sleep like a baby they always seem pleased.
Maybe I should find a better way of telling them that I wake up at 3 AM screaming and covered in my own piss.
I was fired from my job today for telling a woman that her hair smelled great.
They're just discriminating against me because I'm a midget.
Yes. Yes it is.
If you cut off your left arm
Your right arm will be left.
Scientist: 'My findings are meaningless if taken out of context."
Media: 'Scientist claims his findings are meaningless."
My wife called me saying three girls in the office have received flowers for Valentine's day, and that they're gorgeous.
I said 'Well that's probably why they got flowers then."
On the train today I saw a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself: Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection..."
But she did.
After my wife died I couldn't look at another woman for 20 years.
But when I got out of prison it was worth it.
When I tell people that I sleep like a baby they always seem pleased.
Maybe I should find a better way of telling them that I wake up at 3 AM screaming and covered in my own piss.
I was fired from my job today for telling a woman that her hair smelled great.
They're just discriminating against me because I'm a midget.