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Robertb
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Doctor Doctor, I keep waking up thinking I'm Tom Jones"

Doc: "Its not unusual..."
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two blood cells met and fell in love....

....Sadly it was all in vein..
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool... not only has Palladium's post magically given birth to a new thread, my rubbish joke has too! It certainly wasn't good enough to deserve its own thread...
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