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a bloke goes to a private doctor with an agonising knee condition,

doctor says there are three levels of treatment

1. a bit of exploratory and physio, cost 3 grand
2. a bit more exploratory, a clean out, and extensive physio cost 5 grand
3. or the rolls Royce level, a new knee, 10 grand

he says he will think it over at the weekend after discussing it with his wife as its a lot of money,


the doctor rings him on Monday morning to ask what his decision is,


he says, ' i talked it over with the wife and we are having a new kitchen'.....
 
:floor: :floor:

Bloke goes to the Doctors and is advised to see a private psychiatrist as he has a recurring nightmare that there is a demon lying under his bed at night , he is advised that the cost will be 8K for the full ten week consultation so he goes home to think it over .
A week later the doctor phones him and asks how he is getting on , "OK he says" no more nightmares "my pal sorted me out for £10" , wow said the doctor.. "how did he manage that ? , Oh he sawed the legs of my bed.
 
:floor: :floor: :grin: :grin: to both :thumb: To both, they made me feel like chuckling....and it's not often you get your chuckle felt on a Saturday night...well not at my age anyway!
 
Porschekit said:
:floor: :floor: :grin: :grin: to both :thumb: To both, they made me feel like chuckling....and it's not often you get your chuckle felt on a Saturday night...well not at my age anyway!

Points John that's what you need , you need to start working for them by at least Wednesday which gives you three full days in time for Saturday , i have a little points book that she ticks off each week :thumb:
 
How many points do you need to be happy?
 
PeterS said:
How many points do you need to be happy?

I would recommend a green shield stamp book or maybe a Tesco club card but its a long shot Pete :thumb:
 

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