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mzmini

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We chaps I must confess that my car is a daily drive and lives outside and I do clean it at least once a week ,going to Wilton wake up in the morning so thought that the works was order of the day .My wife bent my ear to wash her VW so I duly did as I was told ,I asked her about the 2 new dents in the door :dont know: was the reply , moved on to my 911 and must say it was looking quite good until in noticed a few marks on the bumper out comes the polish :sad: no luck totally pi55ed off had it 5 years first damage thanks whoever you are .Fast forward 3 hours what's that noise its the bloody farmer doing his twice yearly trimming of the hedges ,dust bath would be an understatement :frustrated: ,I am now going to get hammer on the port bottle so if I am late on parade in the morning Phil you will know why :floor:
 
If that's the only damage after 5 years of dailying it then I'll struggle to find sympathy for you!!

However, make sure you clean the car off before attending the funeral.... One less motive ;)
 
Chris, no worries mate I cleaned mine mmmmm reword my guy cleaned mine.and within an hour there was 1mm of pollen sitting all over it. Dam I thought then I saw the positive the pollen is quite acid green in colour :grin: :grin: :grin: :thumb: :thumb: see you at Wilton mate
 
Phil 997 said:
Chris, no worries mate I cleaned mine mmmmm reword my guy cleaned mine.and within an hour there was 1mm of pollen sitting all over it. Dam I thought then I saw the positive the pollen is quite acid green in colour :grin: :grin: :grin: :thumb: :thumb: see you at Wilton mate
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For a minute there I thought you'd had a funny turn

:floor: :floor: :floor: :floor:
 
mzmini said:
Phil 997 said:
Chris, no worries mate I cleaned mine mmmmm reword my guy cleaned mine.and within an hour there was 1mm of pollen sitting all over it. Dam I thought then I saw the positive the pollen is quite acid green in colour :grin: :grin: :grin: :thumb: :thumb: see you at Wilton mate
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For a minute there I thought you'd had a funny turn

:floor: :floor: :floor: :floor:
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No mate I have a man who has funny turns for me :floor: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :thumb:
 
:floor: :floor: :floor:
 
37 minutes and a packet of pork scratchings. Unless you get caught speeding in which case death is too good for you.
 
Not far from the truth sadly :thumb:
 
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