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paul987

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I've just bought a small field in our village...

I'm new to farming and the chap at the farmers market recommended dildo seeds for my first crop....

To be honest I didn't believe him but.... To my amazement they grew to record breaking sizes.

Sadly things haven't worked out totally perfect.... I now have serious problems with people squatting

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