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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:12 pm    Post subject: Putin on a popularity tour. Reply with quote

As more Russian warplanes fly close to the UK today and as David Cameron gets stumped by schools kid's election questions.................

Putin, (wanting to get on the good side of voters), goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he wants the best for the people.

At the end of the talk, there is a section for questions. Little 7 year-old Sasha puts her hand up and says "I have two questions Mr Putin. Why did the Russians take Crimea? And why are we sending troops to Ukraine?" Putin says "Good questions...Sasha is that your name?"but just as he is about to answer, the bell goes, and the kids go for a longer than usual lunch.

When they come back, they sit back down in the assembly hall and there is room for some more questions, another girl, little Misha, puts her hand up and says "I have four questions for you today Mr Putin[Putin stares Misha down....now armed and topless again and on his horse].

My Questions are -
1)Why did the Russians invade Crimea?
2)Why are we sending troops to Ukraine?
3)Why did the lunch bell go 10 minutes early?
4)Where is my friend Sasha?"
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wiz, Check your Sushi for Ricin!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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